Book Writing
One of my bucket list items is to write a book or two. I have several titles that come to mind that I may be pursuing soon.
NEW 5 Tips for Choosing the Right Toilet Paper at Church
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is such an important topic that people are letting me know their choice
during intermission at the All Church Christmas Musical.
Hold Your Tongue: Things I Really Wanted To Say That I Didn't
I have said this for years that I could write a book on the ridiculous comments and complaints I have received while being a Church Administrator. What I really want to write about are the responses I wanted to give but didn't out of respect and courtesy. Most are comical now that I look back on them, but they would still make a greet read.
How to Complain to a Minister
Another great title I am contemplating is about the correct procedures for stating a complaint in a respectful way to a minister. I have been amazed at the crass and blunt method people choose to use to voice their complaints. This book would be a great compliment to the first book title.
Really: Did You Just Say That Out Loud
Another great and fun read would be to write about the unbelievable comments people just blurt out loud not realizing what they said. I have been in the ministry full time for over 19 years an believe me I have heard it all. Yes even church going people can say the wrong thing at the wrong time.
For obvious reasons, I am waiting until I retire to write these.
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